'Twas the Apocalyptic Beast of Orlando- the avatar of the Dark Lord of Hollywood Yesteryear, a rodent disguised as an American Icon- that was woken by the impatient and impossible expectations of American moviegoers that were 'failed' by the 'Prequel Trilogy.' And yay did the Rodent Beast of Excess grow in power as the disappointment in the Prequels strengthened the misunderstood nostalgia the idiots of the world believed they felt for the 'Original Trilogy.' When the monsters created by 'The Matrix' and 'Shrek' had run George Lucas out of Hollywood, the slithering serpent hybrid of Mouse and American Greed rose from the rotted underbelly of corporate America and did then swallow up the souls of George Lucas and those that truly loved his story.
The Promised Princes bestow upon the Realm their take on 'The Last Jedi' based on their thoughts of 'The Last Jedi.' Despite 'The Last Jedi' being his first 'Star Wars' film, this was far and away Rian Johnson's best 'Star Wars' film.
John and SeannieWan kick back and kick it with a kick-ass conversation.