No One (305)

Listen to #TPTWP criticize David Benioff and D.B. Weiss for producing television that doesn't seem to understand Arya Stark.

Queen In The North… probably (304)

Sansa Stark: OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KINGS LANDING AND SPEND TIME WITH PRINCE JOFFREY. HE IS DREAMY. I AM GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS! LIFE IS GREAT!!

Bran the Broken (303)

The Royally Official Fictional Analysis of Fictional Lead Characters in Game of Thrones #3 https://pinecast.com/listen/5ae5e4f2-ecb9-4b90-947d-44ee2009d81b.mp3 https://the-princes-that-were-promised.pinecast.co/episode/5ae5e4f2ecb94b90/bran-the-broken-303- BRAN: I am here! I received your messages and I sought you out, though it was at great cost. The old gods have helped me to find you. Will you help me to walk again? THREE-EYED RAVEN: You will never walk … Continue reading Bran the Broken (303)

#TPTWP Show Notes- 15.1

House Mormont is an old house of The North, though not an ancient house like The Starks. However, as of the events of ASoIaF, The Mormonts are one of the principal families that are sworn to House Stark. Perhaps even more so with events that have transpired during ASoIaF if we base our assumptions on the yet-to-be-published-yet-already-adapted-material that takes place during HBO's Game of Thrones. 

Wood and Fish and Bears, Oh My (15.1)

Bear Island is special and it stands out from the rest of Westeros because it is the most boring place to live in The Seven Kingdoms. Just ask the previous two Lords of Bear Island... if you can find them! They both abandoned their seat for certain death. John and SeannieWan open a series on a character that may just be their favorite non-POV character- Ser Jorah Mormont, the exiled Lord of Bear Island. If anybody has been put through the ringer more times than Tyrion Lannister, it is his good buddy, Ser Jorah... Captain Friendzone!

A Catelyn of Swords (14.3)

Be it in bad taste to say that Catelyn Stark's narrative in #ASoIaF comes to a screeching halt? Mayhaps you feel it is if you are a big fan of Lady Catelyn. However, if you are a big fan of Lady Catelyn, this is likely not a podcast you will enjoy listening to. That said, has anyone really gone on record saying that Catelyn Stark is their favorite character from A Song of Ice and Fire or Game of Thrones? Not bloody likely.

A Catelyn of Thrones (14.1)

If there was a House Dumb-Idiot of StupieLand, the matriarch would be Catelyn Stark (or Tully, as it were) and the sigil for House Dumb-Idiot would be a crude depiction of the synapses in Catelyn's brain lighting up as she takes advantage of a situation to further her personal agenda of escaping from the North and stumbling into her own circle of power in the South.

Two Dudes Duel to The Death In a River

The Targaryen Loyalists led by Rhaegar arrive at The Trident and attempt to end Robert's Rebellion against House Targaryen and The Iron Throne.

Robert’s Rebel Yell

#TPTWP begin their deep dig into the Civil War that would change Westeros forever... or until Dany or Jon win the Iron Throne... so 16-18 years... thereabouts... not quite forever...

Idiot’s Guide to Southron Ambitions, Part 2

A gigantic step from the Great Houses flirtation with Great-House-intermingling to the Great Houses need for Great-House-intermingling in order to survive.