A Freaky Doctor, Record Emmy Wins, and Scary Spoilers… Maybe… (Sp28)

The Royal Mantra is to enjoy the wait for Season 8 because once it arrives, the series will be over before The Royal Realization comes. Essentially, this is the sweet spot- the time to feel good that The Final Episodes are in post-production and the only thing keeping them from The Royal Television is the time that will be filled with speculation and Royal Excitement... But what if there was a huge spoiler that has been whispered upon the lips of Redditors and YouTubers since the Season 7 finale aired? Wouldst tho open Pandora's Box?

Chit-Chat-Mania, Brother! (Sp27)

The Lords of Chit-Chat talk Hulk Hogan, Tony Schiavone, Conrad Thompson, and professional wrestling as they continue their world championship run of analyzing HBO's #GoT news during this current extended period of time when there really is no #GoT news to analyze; and, as it pertains to the normal content of #TPTWP Podcast, plain ol' irregular conversation.

Living and Dying in Westeros Lite (Sp24)

This episode will be the record as it has been recorded and likely released before any legit spoilers for The Final Episodes have reached the Interweb. Ergo, vis a vis, this episode will be fun to return to towards the end of 2019 when The Final Episodes have finished airing. Will John and SeannieWan be correct when all is said and done? Obviously.

Wait… Hoster and Tywin Did What??? (M.26)

The Princes That Were Promised make a pit stop on the Catelyn Stark Memorial Highway- a (fake) highway with tolls every 20 yards, as well as poorly engineered tressels and footbridges that are built so low the tops of SUVs are damaged and 20 car pile-ups occur daily. Before the events of ASoIaF and shortly after a 12-year-old Catelyn Tully was promised to Brandon Stark of Winterfell, Hoster Tully, The Lord of Riverrun and Lord Paramount of the Riverlands, negotiated another marriage pact with Tywin Lannister, The Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West. This marriage would have been more lucrative for Hosterthan the shipment of his eldest daughter to the cold, hard North.

The Newer News for February 2018

John and SeannieWan throw down the Royal hypothesis as per the information being received via the clearly unemployed men and women that are spending all of their time in close proximity to the closed off production locations of Game of Thrones: The Final Episodes.

The New News For February 2018

Tho art young and hip. Tho wanteth NOT thine news to be old and ancient... #TPTWP bring you the latest from GRRM and Westeros.

The Royal Decree for November 2017

Hear ye, ye poor pathetic bastards as thine wait hath just begun for any new content regarding Westeros in any medium whatsoever... What shall be birthed first- The Winds of Winter, being the 6th and penultimate volume of George R. R. Martin's epic fantasy saga A Song of Ice and Fire; Game of Thrones Season 8, being the final … Continue reading The Royal Decree for November 2017

Robert’s Rebel Yell

#TPTWP begin their deep dig into the Civil War that would change Westeros forever... or until Dany or Jon win the Iron Throne... so 16-18 years... thereabouts... not quite forever...

The Lords of Chit-Chat:October 2017

John and SeannieWan kick back and kick it with a kick-ass conversation.