A Catelyn of Thrones (14.1)

If there was a House Dumb-Idiot of StupieLand, the matriarch would be Catelyn Stark (or Tully, as it were) and the sigil for House Dumb-Idiot would be a crude depiction of the synapses in Catelyn's brain lighting up as she takes advantage of a situation to further her personal agenda of escaping from the North and stumbling into her own circle of power in the South.

Wait… Hoster and Tywin Did What??? (M.26)

The Princes That Were Promised make a pit stop on the Catelyn Stark Memorial Highway- a (fake) highway with tolls every 20 yards, as well as poorly engineered tressels and footbridges that are built so low the tops of SUVs are damaged and 20 car pile-ups occur daily. Before the events of ASoIaF and shortly after a 12-year-old Catelyn Tully was promised to Brandon Stark of Winterfell, Hoster Tully, The Lord of Riverrun and Lord Paramount of the Riverlands, negotiated another marriage pact with Tywin Lannister, The Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West. This marriage would have been more lucrative for Hosterthan the shipment of his eldest daughter to the cold, hard North.

Teach Your Children Well, Hoster Tully! (13.2)

Hook, Line, and Sinker, Part 2 or John v. Catelyn, Round 2 SPOILERS!!! FOR ALL PUBLISHED BOOKS IN #GRRM'S A Song of Ice and Fire AS WELL AS ALL TELEVISED EPISODES OF HBO'S Game of Thrones... To help Hoster Tully teach his children well, tho can lendeth thine moral and metaphorical support here... https://pinecast.com/listen/00fb723f-86a2-4260-a4c9-7484bed68830.mp3 If thoust art more helpful yonder than tho may … Continue reading Teach Your Children Well, Hoster Tully! (13.2)

NotAPod…cast II

What began as a minor irritation has blossomed into an anger that cannot be contained within the royal birthplace of such a strong and heavy feeling.

“Am I The King Now?” Asked Robert

The War is over but the cleanup has just begun. How does a war hero with disdain for politics unite a Realm? He doesn't. He commands his buddy and his father-figure to do it.

Lord Tywin Calls an Audible

Rhaegar Targaryen has fallen and the undecided of Westeros pick a side. Do they pick a winner?

The Royal Decree for November 2017

Hear ye, ye poor pathetic bastards as thine wait hath just begun for any new content regarding Westeros in any medium whatsoever... What shall be birthed first- The Winds of Winter, being the 6th and penultimate volume of George R. R. Martin's epic fantasy saga A Song of Ice and Fire; Game of Thrones Season 8, being the final … Continue reading The Royal Decree for November 2017

Two Dudes Duel to The Death In a River

The Targaryen Loyalists led by Rhaegar arrive at The Trident and attempt to end Robert's Rebellion against House Targaryen and The Iron Throne.

‘S*** Just Got Real,’ said Aerys

Aerys Targaryen realizes he has a problem!

Robert’s Rebel Yell, Part 2

Robert, Ned, and Jon Arryn split up at Gulltown and agree to meet each other in the Riverlands with lots of armies to march on King's Landing. But Jon Connington has other ideas!