The Imp (306)

Mayhaps the most popular of all the fictional characters in Westeros. Or... mayhaps... not so much. Either way, his journey went from incredible to solid to kind of boring to a bit forced.

No One (305)

Listen to #TPTWP criticize David Benioff and D.B. Weiss for producing television that doesn't seem to understand Arya Stark.

Queen In The North… probably (304)

Sansa Stark: OH BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KINGS LANDING AND SPEND TIME WITH PRINCE JOFFREY. HE IS DREAMY. I AM GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS! LIFE IS GREAT!!

Bran the Broken (303)

The Royally Official Fictional Analysis of Fictional Lead Characters in Game of Thrones #3 https://pinecast.com/listen/5ae5e4f2-ecb9-4b90-947d-44ee2009d81b.mp3 https://the-princes-that-were-promised.pinecast.co/episode/5ae5e4f2ecb94b90/bran-the-broken-303- BRAN: I am here! I received your messages and I sought you out, though it was at great cost. The old gods have helped me to find you. Will you help me to walk again? THREE-EYED RAVEN: You will never walk … Continue reading Bran the Broken (303)

The Kingslayer (302)

https://pinecast.com/listen/9033d023-8220-45ec-898c-f906c474be07.mp3 https://the-princes-that-were-promised.pinecast.co/episode/9033d023822045ec/the-kingslayer-302- He was intimate with his twin sister... As a teenager he swore an oath he would unlikely be able to keep... He broke the oath he made not long after he made it... He murdered his King and offered no explanation for why he did so... He pushed a young boy out of … Continue reading The Kingslayer (302)

The Mad Queen (301)

Begin the journey again, in a sense, sort of, with an analysis and rehash of Cersei 'Why Isn't Her Last Name Baratheon?' Lannister and her journey through the 7 series of Game of Thrones. Just don't forget to Remember Lady. #RememberLady

Arbor Gold From France (Sp3.1)

Herein layeth for thine pleasures of thy ear the most Royally newsworthy and Royally new news. Mayhaps tho hath heard already some of the Royal words to be spake by the Royal mouths, but from the vile tongues of peasants, plebeians, and men of the gutters. If this be so, then tho hath heard not the way these tidings were intended and tho wouldst be wise to use thine earholes to receive this Royal blessing.

Breaking Wind… of Winter (Sp29)

The Promised Princes sought out mental health professionals for help, and they did their own Royal Research into "Human Feelings" and "Human Emotions," so as to identify what this feeling was. The conclusion that the Royal Research and the Royal Mental Health Professionals both came to was that John and SeannieWan were no longer feeling Angryand/or Frustrated each time The Winds of Winter came to their Royal Minds, but instead they were suddenly and inexplicably feeling a feeling that most commonfolk call "Hope."

A Freaky Doctor, Record Emmy Wins, and Scary Spoilers… Maybe… (Sp28)

The Royal Mantra is to enjoy the wait for Season 8 because once it arrives, the series will be over before The Royal Realization comes. Essentially, this is the sweet spot- the time to feel good that The Final Episodes are in post-production and the only thing keeping them from The Royal Television is the time that will be filled with speculation and Royal Excitement...

But what if there was a huge spoiler that has been whispered upon the lips of Redditors and YouTubers since the Season 7 finale aired? Wouldst tho open Pandora's Box?