The Mormonts You Know/ The Mormonts You Don’t Know (15.2)

The Mormonts You Know/ The Mormonts You Don’t Know (15.2)

Jeor, Jorah, Juxtaposition, Journies, Jerks, and the Friendzone

If thou art to listeneth thou mayest as well listeneth righteth the “F”-eth hereth…

Or thou mayeth clicketh hereth or whatever the “F”-eth…

All of the Noble Houses of Westeros celebrate their own Lore- stories of heroic deeds by ancestors whose names are well-known not only by their descendants and vassals to their House but by nearly all Great and Noble Families throughout Westeros, as well as the smallfolk of The Realm. That is to say, all Noble Houses celebrate their Lore except House Mormont of the exceptionally boring Bear Island; a House which seems to have no Lore whatsoever.

The Maesters and The Citadel have a difficult enough time to identify the patriarch of House Mormont even 2 generations past. They know that there were Mormonts in House Mormont because the history of Westeros retains events in which Mormonts belonging to House Mormont were involved. However, learning a name or any sort of personality trait to whichever Mormonts that certainly belonged to House Mormont that were a part of whatever history that Westeros history claims them to be a part of has proven to be far too difficult of a task for any of the “educated” population of Oldtown.

While The Starks of Winterfell can be traced back thousands and thousands of years to The Age of Heroes, The Mormont family tree seems to go back only so far as Jeor Mormont… so like… 60-something years… albeit very incomplete for a 60-something year-old Family Tree.



Born amidst salt and smoke- Just off the Long Island Expressway- Beneath a bleeding star…

Ser Jorah Mormont is the Westerosi character upon which The Promised Princes focus their research and discussion. However, Lord Commander Jeor Mormont of The Night’s Watch, who is Ser Jorah‘s father, is also examined. So too then are the many Mormont women to whom Jeor is Father and/or Uncle, to whom Jorah is nephew and/or cousin, and allegedly whom the big-a## hairy Bears of Bear Island bring to “Mormont Makeout Point” at the top of “Makeout Hill” in the south-eastern woods and forests of Bear Island.

John and SeannieWan pick up with The Mormont Family Tree… or lack thereof… and move along through Ser Jorah‘s narrative until the climax of A Game of Thrones and Ser Jorah‘s continuing struggles with childbirth.

Also covered in conjunction- Robert’s RebellionSer Jorah‘s thoughts on The Crown PrinceRhaegar TargaryenHouse Martell‘s loyalty to House Targaryen, The 4-1-1 on the Friendzone and at which point in his narrative Ser Jorah unwittingly began to back slowly into it.

If you have not yet listened, it is advisable, though not completely necessary, to stream #TPTWP episode 15.1:

Wood and Fish and Bears, Oh My

This episode is important as the history of House Mormont‘s seat at Bear Island is covered and (possibly) [not likely] sheds a decent amount of metaphorical light upon many of the motivations and characteristics of both Ser Jorah and his disappointed father, Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, ‘The Old Bear.’

The artwork used as the cover art for this episode was created by digital artist Valeria Jortagul. The piece is titled Jeor Mormont and it features an absolute dynamite portrait of The Old Bear holding Longclaw with a bear’s head at the weapon’s hilt instead of Jon Snow‘s iconic direwolf where the bear had once been, or where the bear is as it were within the timeline of the digital art, and Mormont‘s Raven on his shoulder- a bird of dark wings that generally carries dark words, or rather just repeats the same word over and over again.

To enjoy more of Valeria Jortagul‘s digital artwork, including her beautiful portraits set in the fantasy genre, you can click the link Right the F HERE.

The Princes That Were Promised are John and SeannieWan. Join them as they tear apart Westeros and sift through the pieces to bring their Leal and Loyal Subjects the history of the Realm and The Known World from both George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire and HBO’s adaptation, Game of Thrones.

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